McGee: There was definitely a body here.
Tony: Where's the rest of it?
Tony: Crime scene's about a quarter mile from the playground. Only sign of a victim we got is… an ear.
Gibbs: The boys?
Tony: Sent them home. Daniel McBoone's doing his best tracker thing, but I think we should send in the cadaver dogs.
Gibbs: Your call. You just find the body, DiNozzo.
Tony: All right.

• Timing : 15:04
• Contexte : Les enfants ont retrouvĂ© l'endroit oĂą ils avaient dĂ©couvert un cadavre mais celui-ci n'est plus lĂ . Cependant des signes, asticots et un morceau d'oreille, confirment qu'un mort Ă©tait bien lĂ . Les recherches continuent pour le retrouver.
• Explication : Daniel Boone est un personnage d'une sĂ©rie tĂ©lĂ©visĂ©e inspirĂ© du vĂ©ritable explorateur amĂ©ricain du XVIIIe siècle.

Ziva: I'm just worried she might be under duress.
McGee: Did she use the duress word?
Ziva: No.
McGee: Then she probably is fine.
Tony: Thank you. The Great McOz has spoken.

• Timing : 32:10
• Contexte : Tony et Ziva sont Ă  Los Angeles pour assurer la protection de la Directrice qui a assistĂ© Ă  un enterrement. Elle leur a donnĂ© quartier libre mais ils ont dĂ©couvert des Ă©lĂ©ments inquiĂ©tants. Ils ne sont pas d'accord sur l'attitude Ă  adopter. Ils passent un coup de fil Ă  McGee pour un troisième avis.
• Explication : Les paroles de Tony font rĂ©fĂ©rence Ă  une rĂ©plique du Magicien d’Oz.

Tony: This is ground control to Major McTom. This is ground control to Major Tom. Is anybody out there?
McGee: What?

• Timing : 33:44
• Contexte : Tim est absorbĂ© par ses pensĂ©es, Tony cherche Ă  entrer en contact avec lui, avec une pointe d’humour.
• Explication : Le major Tom est un personnage inventĂ© par David Bowie et qui est prĂ©sent dans quelques-unes de ses chansons. Il s’agit d’un astronaute.

McGee: Nothing in the alley.
Tony: Room is clear, too.
McGee: Well, you would know. It is your room.
Tony: Way to kick a man when he's down, McBackstabber.

• Timing : 05:46
• Contexte : Ducky examine les blessures d'un marine mort. Mais aucune arme n'a Ă©tĂ© retrouvĂ©e dans la chambre du suspect qui s'est fait passer pour l'agent spĂ©cial Anthony DiNozzo.
• Traduction : McJudas (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McRuinĂ© (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Ziva: Someone or something's on the ship with us. I can feel it.
McGee: Yeah, I can see it.
McGee: Scared much, DiNozzo?
Tony: Stuff it, McBarfBag.
Ziva: It's just a cute, little rat.

• Timing : 10:28
• Contexte : L’équipe est Ă  bord d’un bateau que son Ă©quipage a abandonnĂ©. Un bruit suspect a retenti. Ziva, Tony et McGee inspectent la cale.
• Explication : McGee est sujet au mal de mer.
• Traduction : Mc”Sac-Ă -vomi” (STVF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Well, if it isn't T-Cad.
Tony: What?
McGee: T- Cad. It's what I'm calling you guys now. You know, the cute couples contraction? TomKat, Bennifer, Brangelina?
Tony: Yeah, we got it, McBitter.

• Timing : 26:26
• Contexte : Sur une scène de crime avec le Tony et le lieutenant Philip McCadden, McGee, sĂ»rement quelque peu jaloux, se moque de leur relation.
• Traduction : McAmer (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: 50-point cushion for the professor, and there's only one tile left to play.
McGee: Gonna be kind of tough to play that “Q” without a “U”.
Ziva: You peeked.
McGee: Did not. Process of elimination. I counted the tiles on the board.
Tony: You suck the fun out of everything, McCheat.

• Timing : 01:47
• Contexte : McGee et Ziva jouent au Scrabble® afin d’amĂ©liorer le vocabulaire de Ziva. McGee mène la partie. Ziva doit encore poser sa dernière lettre : un Q.
• Explication : “to cheat” signifie tricher en anglais.
• Traduction : McTriche (STVF Team-NCIS et VF M6).

McGee: What are you talking about the ears?
Tony: The aeroplane… five-and-a-half hours flying time. You're going to have to chew the fat, McChitty-Chat. What are you going to talk to him about?
McGee: I've got to talk to him?
Tony: Oh, yeah.

• Timing : 09:07
• Contexte : Tony explique Ă  McGee que le voyage avec Gibbs risque d'ĂŞtre long et qu'il devra faire la conversation.
• Traduction : Mc Pipelette (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McPropre (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Tony, I'm not arguing with you.
Tony: You're arguing now.
McGee: No, I'm not.
Tony: Yes, you are.
McGee: This is not an argument.
Tony: Yes, it is.
McGee: No, it's not.
Tony: Yes, it is.
[…]
Tony: For what were we arguing about before?
McGee: We were not arguing.
Tony: Oh, that. Yes, we were.
McGee: Do you understand that that's what we were arguing about… the fact that you will argue about the least little thing? Sometimes you will argue about nothing at all. You just want to argue.
Tony: That's not arguing, McContrary.

• Timing : 03:08
• Contexte : Tony se chamaille avec McGee.
• Traduction : Mc Contraire (ST VF Team-NCIS)

• Traduction : McGrincheux (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Coming through.
Tony: Take it easy, McCranky.

• Timing : 03:18
• Contexte : McGee bouscule Tony et Ziva pour rejoindre l'ascenseur oĂą les attend Gibbs.

Tony: What have we here?
McGee: We? Where were you, when I'm down there banging my head, huh? Skinning my knees?
Tony: I was up on the flight deck, trying to get a cell signal. I've been playing phone tag with Uncle Clive's solicitor.
McGee: Screw your Uncle Clive. You haven't done anything all morning.
Tony: What's with you, McCranky? You need to chillax.
McGee: You want me to chillax? You want me to chillax? I will chillax when you tell me that you have done something!
Tony: I have done something.

• Timing : 16:39
• Contexte : Gibbs a chargĂ© Tony et McGee de fouiller une grande pièce sur un bateau. McGee s'y emploie. Tony arrive et demande oĂą il en est.

Tony: What's her number, McDetail?
McGee: She didn't leave one.
Tony: It's customary to get a name, a number and a complete message. This is not a complete message. This is a complete mess.

• Timing : 02:29
• Contexte : Tony reproche Ă  McGee de ne pas savoir prendre un message tĂ©lĂ©phonique.
• Traduction : McDĂ©tail (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Ogling the numbers of the new girl, huh? Look at you, McDigit. I'm having a Kreskin-like intuition here. Is she a redhead? She is. Look at you, pulling a page from the Gibbs playbook. Nice.
Ziva: Do not pay attention to him, McGee. Whoever she is, I am sure she is lovely.
McGee: Thank you, Ziva.

• Timing : 08:50
• Contexte : McGee a rencontrĂ© un fille et regarde son numĂ©ro dans son rĂ©pertoire. Tony ne manque pas l'occasion de l'embĂŞter Ă  ce sujet.
• Explications : Digit dĂ©signe un chiffre en anglais.
• Traduction : McNombre (STVF Team-NCIS).

Tony: What are you McDoing, McGee?
McGee: Working on Kale's phone records.
Tony: Thought you already McDid that.
McGee: I did. But as it turns out, all activity on Kale's cell phone suddenly stopped three weeks ago.
Ziva: Well, that makes sense. That is when he was placed into protective custody.
Tony: FBI probably gave him a clean phone. We would have.
McGee: Which is why I've been trying to breach the FBI's clean phone list. So far, I have had no luck.

• Timings : 18:05 et 18:08
• Contexte : McGee est toujours en train de travailler. Il soupire parce que son accès est refusĂ©.
• Traduction : McFais-tu et McFait (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Ziva: See? Completely refreshed.
McGee: I wish I could say the same.
Tony: Cheer up, McDrowsy. Think of all the sweet overtime we're accruing.

• Timing : 27:24
• Contexte : Toujours au NCIS Ă  23h00 après deux jours de travail sans dormir, la fatigue semble avoir raison de McGee.
• Traduction : McEndormi (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Agency I.D. card for Marcin Jerek. Born in Poland, fled to Britain. Until health complications forced him into retirement, Jerek lectured on interrogation techniques at Langley. He's an expert at breaking a subject.
Tony: Now we have to break him. Address is in Virginia. That's nice work, McEgghead. And the box is going back to the attic. That's smart.
McGee: Yeah, got everything I needed. All the data is right here.
Tony: Your head really is shaped like an egg, you know that?
McGee: Don't do that.

• Timing : 15:07
• Contexte : Grâce Ă  ses compĂ©tences informatiques, McGee a rĂ©ussi Ă  vieillir le visage d'un homme afin de pouvoir l'identifier.
• Traduction : McCrâned'Ĺ“uf (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Ziva, what's going on?
Ziva: Tony has been selected to be on the front cover of the new NCIS recruiting brochure.
McGee: You gotta be kidding me.
Tony: Check it out. Who's the new face of NCIS? You're looking at it, McEnvy. Get used to it.
McGee: There will be no living with him now.

• Timing : 01:54
• Contexte : Tony est en train d'ĂŞtre pris en photo pour ĂŞtre sur la couverture de la nouvelle brochure du NCIS.
• Traduction : McJaloux (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Abby's right, I am three beers short of a six-pack.
Tony: I think she was talking about your abs, McFlabby.

• Timing : 25:24
• Contexte : McGee manque d’idĂ©es pour affiner une recherche d’adresse.
• Explication : En anglais, l’adjectif “flabby” dĂ©signe le caractère mou et flasque.
• Traduction : McFlanby (STVF Team-NCIS) McFlasque (ST DVD zone 2)

Tony: McGyver. It's so obvious. I mean, why didn't I come up with that?
McGee: You got any you've been holding in reserve, waiting for the perfect opportunity?
Tony: That's not how my mind works. I mean, it's like scat in there.
McGee: Yes, animal dung. I always figured.
Tony: Not animal dung. It's like jive, you know? It's like bebop. It's unpredictable. I'll take the lead guitar. You take the lead vocals. Like McGlee, McFlee. McG-flat. McJagger.

• Timing : 23:30
• Contexte : McGee et Tony arrivent dans l'open-space et ce dernier s'Ă©tonnant de ne pas avoir songĂ© Ă  un surnom pour Tim lui explique comment ils lui viennent.

Tony: Step off, McFlowerPower. You've had your chance to speak.

• Timing : 06:51
• Contexte : L’équipe rĂ©flĂ©chit sur la disposition d’une soi-disant scène de crime. Après avoir laissĂ© parler McGee et Ziva, Tony entre en scène et propose ses observations.
• Explication : Flower Power Ă©tait un slogan hippie.

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McVol(ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Look, even if we can pick the lock, we can't go in there.
Tony: Chill, McFraidy. I mean, what's the worst they can do to us? They're already going to take our badges.
McGee: They can arrest us for tamperingwith a crime scene.

• Timing : 29:26
• Contexte : McGee, Tony et Ziva s'apprĂŞtent Ă  entrer sans autorisation sur une scène de crime.
• Traduction : McFroussard (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Tony: McFraud, did your landlord's kid steal your credit card again?

• Timing : 01:54
• Contexte : Ziva, McGee et Tony arrivent dans l'open-space pour y trouver des piles de dossiers sur leurs bureaux.
• Traduction : McFraude (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: I'm a sworn federal agent, Tony.I'm not gonna stand by and watch a felony go down.
Tony: If Gibbs doesn't slap you silly, I will.
McGee: You're gonna slap me?
Goldilocks: If that's what you want, honey.
Tony: Go for it, McFreaky. Goldilocks is just your type.
McGee: Bite me.
Goldilocks: That'll be extra.

• Timing : 00:51
• Contexte : L’équipe est en planque dans un quartier dĂ©shĂ©ritĂ©. McGee apporte le repas. Il est en liaison audio avec Tony. Sa conversation donne lieu Ă  un quiproquo avec une prostituĂ©e sur le chemin.
• Traduction : McFou (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Cookie, McG?
McGee: Nutter Butter. That was very nice. A peace offering. Feel guilty, don't you? Well, you should.
Tony: : I won't apologize.
McGee: I don't expect you to.

• Timing : 39:45
• Contexte : Pour se faire pardonner de l'avoir “nĂ©gligé” au profit du lieutenant McCadden, Tony apporte Ă  McGee un “Nutter Butter” qu'il avait oubliĂ© de ramener plus tĂ´t.
• Explication : Le surnom de McG fait Ă©cho Ă  McC, celui utilisĂ© par Tony pour le lieutenant McCadden

Tony: McGyver. It's so obvious. I mean, why didn't I come up with that?
McGee: You got any you've been holding in reserve, waiting for the perfect opportunity?
Tony: That's not how my mind works. I mean, it's like scat in there.
McGee: Yes, animal dung. I always figured.
Tony: Not animal dung. It's like jive, you know? It's like bebop. It's unpredictable. I'll take the lead guitar. You take the lead vocals. Like McGlee, McFlee. McG-flat. McJagger.

• Timing : 23:30
• Contexte : McGee et Tony arrivent dans l'open-space et ce dernier s'Ă©tonnant de ne pas avoir songĂ© Ă  un surnom pour Tim lui explique comment ils lui viennent.
• Traduction : McSol-BĂ©mol (STVF Team-NCIS)

• Explication : Geek est un terme un peu pĂ©joratif pour parler d’une personne douĂ©e et qui est passionnĂ©e d’un domaine (l’informatique en particulier).
• Traductions : McCrĂ©tin (STVF DVD zone 2); McGuignol, McGuiche (doublage VF)

Tony: Of course, if the guy's giving McGeek a run for his money, he's got to be pretty smart.

• Timing : 33:47
• Contexte : Tony a une idĂ©e pour identifier un pirate qui nargue l’équipe depuis le dĂ©but de l’enquĂŞte.

Tony: You got any party clothes, McGeek?
McGee: Tony…
Tony: Baby, you are not gonna be scoring in any of this stuff.

• Timing : 20:50
• Contexte : McGee est très affectĂ© par la mort du policier qu’il a tuĂ©. Tony se rend chez lui pour lui proposer de sortir et jette un coup d’œil Ă  la garde robe de Tim.

Tony: You were with McGeek?
Ziva: No, he was with me. I was making him dinner.
Tony: Why would you make McGeek dinner?
Ziva: I like to cook.

• Timings : 00:17 et 00:20
• Contexte : Ziva et Tony discutent de la soirĂ©e prĂ©cĂ©dente.

Tony: This girl's way out of McGeek's league.

• Timing : 06:17
• Contexte : Tony s’est permis de regarder les images personnelles de McGee. Il s’interroge avec Ziva sur l’identitĂ© d’une jolie fille.

Ziva: This woman is a total turd. A geek, yes?
Tony: The term is “nerd.”
Ziva: Whatever, I'm just saying it's hard to picture her as a killer.
Tony: Remember the time that we superglued McGeek's face to his desk?

• Timing : 16:43
• Contexte : Gibbs interroge une cryptographe. Ziva et Tony discutent Ă  propos de son apparence : celle d’une fille très coincĂ©e et intello.

Tony: Nice calendar, McGeek.
McGee: Hey!
Tony: Relax. This stuff will melt your mind. It's not good for you, it makes you weak.
McGee: Tony, it was a gift.
Tony: From who, your wet nurse?
Gibbs: No. From me.
Tony: It's a nice calendar, Boss.

• Timing : 05:58
• Contexte : Tony se moque du calendrier que McGee a sur son bureau sans avoir qu’il s’agit d’un cadeau de Gibbs.

Tony: What does it remind you of, Ziva? Put a writing desk over there.
Ziva: You're right. It's almost…
Tony: Identical to McGeek's.

• Timing : 10:33
• Contexte : Tony et Ziva sont au domicile d’une femme qui a Ă©tĂ© enlevĂ©e.

Ziva: The boy saw a car leaving the scene that looked like a Kuruma. I'm not familiar with the model.
Gibbs: Kuruma is Japanese for car, Ziva.
Tony: Your description of the car is car. Nice work, Officer David.
McGee: Kuruma's the name of a car in Grand Theft Auto Three. It's a Chrysler Sebring sedan.
Tony: McGeek with the save.

• Timing : 09:38
• Contexte : Ziva a interrogĂ© des tĂ©moins mais Ă  première vue, les informations recueillies ne semblent pas très pertinentes. McGee complète Ă  l’aide de ses connaissances en jeu vidĂ©o.

Tony: That was the wrong way. I'm sorry. Sorry, Boss. One second.
Gibbs: DiNozzo?
Tony: Froze. This is sort of a McGeek thing.
Gibbs: Get him.

• Timing : 38:11
• Contexte : Tony n’est pas aussi habile que Tim pour utiliser un ordinateur. Il cherche Ă  visionner une vidĂ©o.

Gibbs: What?
Tony: What do you want to bet that's McGeek? Rule number 22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

• Timing : 40:13
• Contexte : Fornell et Gibbs sont en salle d’interrogatoire avec la femme du tueur en sĂ©rie prĂ©sumĂ©. Un tĂ©lĂ©phone sonne. Tony et Ziva observent derrière le miroir sans tain.

Ziva: That's ARES?
Tony: According to McGeek.

• Timing : 21:42
• Contexte : Tony et Ziva sont en voiture. Tony montre Ă  Ziva le visuel d’ARES.

Gibbs: We're going in.
Tony: You got a warrant?
Gibbs: No, we've got somebody rich and famous.
Tony: McGeek?
Gibbs: No. A very famous novelist. Thom E. Gemcity.

• Timing : 36:16
• Contexte : L’équipe a trouvĂ© un stratagème pour pĂ©nĂ©trer Ă  l’intĂ©rieur d’une boĂ®te de nuit très fermĂ©e.

Ducky: Both men have been deceased for less than 24 hours.
Ziva: That is not all they have in common, Ducky.
Tony: They're also both characters in McGeek's next book.

• Timing : 19:38
• Contexte : Ducky examine les corps de deux victimes.

Abby: I'm trying to prep McGee for his polygraph on Monday.
Tony: Really? Well, unless you're a spy, McGeek, the thought of which is utterly ludicrous. What's the sweat?
Abby: He panics taking tests.

• Timing : 05:12
• Contexte : L’équipe doit passer au dĂ©tecteur de mensonge. McGee est angoissĂ© Ă  cette idĂ©e. Abby a bricolĂ© un dĂ©tecteur de mensonge pour l’aider Ă  surmonter son stress.

Tony: Boss? Biohazard. Sounds inviting.
Gibbs: McGee?
McGee: Looks like some kind of cyber-lock with a bar code and touch memory.
Tony: It's right up your alley, McGeek.

• Timing : 24:15
• Contexte : L’équipe a trouvĂ© une serrure sĂ©curisĂ©e. Gibbs aimerait bien savoir ce qui se trouve derrière la porte.

Tony: McGeek called McGoogle, her name.
McGee: I can do you one better. MySpace.

• Timing : 07:20
• Contexte : Tony, Abby et Ziva s’interrogent sur l’identitĂ© de la jeune fille qui est venue trouver Gibbs. Tony demande Ă  McGee, le petit gĂ©nie de l’informatique, de chercher des informations sur Internet.

Ziva: McGee was specifically told to destroy those photos.
Tony: I guess he forgot.
Ziva: Then perhaps I should remind him.
Tony: He's had a rough summer.
Ziva: We all have.
Tony: I think it was especially difficult for McGeek. He doesn't handle change well. Never has.

• Timing : 26:26
• Contexte : Ziva a remarquĂ© que Tony avait affichĂ© dans son bureau les photos qu'il avait prises d'elle en bikini Ă  Los Angeles. Elle n'est pas très contente que McGee n'ait pas dĂ©truit ces photos comme elle le lui avait demandĂ©. Tony essaie de trouver des excuses Ă  McGee.

Tony: Jodi's voice was prerecorded. Maybe it's one of those voice-activated, motion-activated, sensor thing-a-ma-jobs. You know, gets her talking. Where's McGeek when you need him?

• Timing : 30:11
• Contexte : Tony et Gibbs inspectent un appartement truffĂ© de technologies pour attirer, enregistrer et faire chanter des hommes.

Ziva: I do not know, Tony. It is a miracle of science.
Tony: It is. I mean, it's the weirdest thing. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle? You must know this. McGeek, why?

• Timing : 02:43
• Contexte : Tony est tout Ă©tonnĂ© que la glu ne colle pas Ă  la bouteille qui la contient. Il en demande la raison Ă  McGee, le petit gĂ©nie de la Team.

Ziva: Are you two dating now?
McGee: No. Tony is using me as his pimp. I went to college with a girl who works at the museum.
Tony: Ms. Lunar Modules. That's her specialty.
McGee: Tony wants me to introduce them. To fix them up.
Ziva: Tony needs help with a woman?
Tony: I need a geek wingman. McGeek qualifies.

• Timing : 02:00
• Contexte : McGee Ă©tait devait prĂ©senter une de ses anciennes camarades de classe Ă  Tony la veille et lui a posĂ© un lapin.

Ziva: Well, how long has this been going on?
Tony: How long's what been going on?
Ziva: When were you going to tell us?
Tony: Tell you what?
Ziva: That you a in a committed retionship.
Tony: With who?
McGee: The ever-lovely… Brenda Bittner.
Tony: Where did you hear that?
McGee: She posted it at 7:14 a.m. this morning.
Tony: I left her place around 7:00.
Ziva: How long have you two been dating?
Tony: Well… no, we're not dating. Last night was it.
McGee: It must have been one hell of an it because she can not wait to tell all of her friends.
Tony: How many friends can she possibly have?
Ziva: 2,412. She is very popular.
Tony: Can she post this without my permission?
McGee: Depends on your privacy settings, Tony.
Tony: Well, obviously, I haven't got them set right. Will you get over here, McGeek, and make this go away, please?
Ziva: Tony, you know, you're getting way too old for these one-night stands. Your biological clock is ticking.
Tony: Men don't have biological clocks.

• Timing : 02:28
• Contexte : Brenda Bittner a indiquĂ© qu'elle et Tony ont une relation sĂ©rieuse sur son profil. Tony ne voit pas les choses de la mĂŞme façon et demande Ă  McGee de l'aider Ă  rĂ©gler ses paramètres de confidentialitĂ© pour faire disparaĂ®tre l'information.

Tony: I am busy here, tracking Dean.
Ziva: Tony, why would Gibbs ever let him walk away alive?
Tony: I mean, I'm tracing cell phones, e-mails, credit card transactions… this is McGeek work.
Ziva: He's still in MTAC.

• Timing : 22:25
• Contexte : Tony essaie de traquer les mouvements d'un suspect grâce Ă  son tĂ©lĂ©phone, ses mails et sa carte de crĂ©dit et se plaint car d'ordinaire McGee qui s'acquitte de cette tâche.

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.

Gibbs: With me. We're going to the Pentagon.
McGee: Cryptology unit?
Gibbs: I need you to translate.
Tony: He needs you to speak the geek for him, McGeekle.

• Timing : 05:27
• Contexte : L’équipe fouille et inspecte le domicile de la cryptographe dĂ©cĂ©dĂ©e. Gibbs souhaite poursuivre ses investigations sur le lieu de travail de cette dernière.

Tony: What do we got, McGeekle?
McGee: Well, Ducky is still saying that Yazeed was dead when the bomb went off, and Abby is saying he was alive.

• Timing : 27:50
• Contexte : Tony est de retour au NCIS avec l’agent Cassidy, il prend des nouvelles de l’avancĂ©e de l’enquĂŞte.
• Traduction : McGeek (STVF DVD 2)

Tony: You've been staring into space for the last hour. Even on the McGeeko scale that's cause for concern.

• Timing : 33:57
• Contexte : Tony trouve inquiĂ©tant que McGee fixe un schĂ©ma sur l’écran plasma sans rien dire.
• Explication : Geeko est un dĂ©rivĂ© de geek.

Tony: Alright McGem City, where does that get us?

• Timing : 29:56
• Contexte : McGee narre Ă  la façon d'un rĂ©cit ses dernières dĂ©couvertes dans l'affaire Ă  Tony et Ziva.
• Explication : McGee Ă©crit des romans et son nom de plume est Thom E. Gemcity.

Abby: It's him. It's Tim. He knows I'm sitting at his desk.
Tony: Tell him you're in your lab. He won't know.
Abby: He'll know. He knows everything.
Tony: Gibbs knows everything. McGenius is smart, but he doesn't know everything.

• Timing : 25:03
• Contexte : McGee tĂ©lĂ©phone Ă  Abby depuis Los Angeles. Celle-ci est assise au bureau de Tim qu'elle a entièrement redĂ©corĂ©.
• Traduction : McGĂ©nie (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Abby's mapping Werth's blood work. Already found a bunch of steroids, well covered. Would have been masked from standard drug testing.
Tony: Drug testing's big bucks, McGiggle. NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball… They all face the same problem.

• Timing : 26:33
• Contexte : Ducky et Abby ont dĂ©couvert que le Marine Ă©chappĂ© avait Ă©tĂ© droguĂ© avec des stĂ©roĂŻdes. Quant Ă  Tony, il a le nez cassĂ© et est sous analgĂ©siques : ces propos ont perdu en cohĂ©rence.
• Explication : “to giggle” signifie rire bĂŞtement en anglais.
• Traductions : McRigolo (STVF Team-NCIS) McClic (VF M6)

Tony: McGyver. It's so obvious. I mean, why didn't I come up with that?
McGee: You got any you've been holding in reserve, waiting for the perfect opportunity?
Tony: That's not how my mind works. I mean, it's like scat in there.
McGee: Yes, animal dung. I always figured.
Tony: Not animal dung. It's like jive, you know? It's like bebop. It's unpredictable. I'll take the lead guitar. You take the lead vocals. Like McGlee, McFlee. McG-flat. McJagger.

• Timing : 23:30
• Contexte : McGee et Tony arrivent dans l'open-space et ce dernier s'Ă©tonnant de ne pas avoir songĂ© Ă  un surnom pour Tim lui explique comment ils lui viennent.
• Explication : Le terme “Glee” dĂ©signe une chorale en anglais.

Tony: Did you run out of money?
Suspect: I wasn't involved with that.
Tony: Your security cameras, Paul.
Suspect: I don't know… how they did it. Okay?
Tony: Unbearable. You're gonna push me a little bit, aren't you? We have a McGnome in our office. He never gets out. He smells like an overheated computer chip. But, boy, man alive, does he know computers, inside and out. And he explained to me that there was this network, right, and it got bombarded with all these hits, and it slowed it way down, and disabled the camera. It's kind of crazy. And he also said, protocol should have prevented it, protocols that you could've gotten around.
Suspect: Okay. It was a flaw in the system. All right?

• Timing : 32:00
• Contexte : Tony interroge un suspect peu dĂ©cidĂ© Ă  dire la vĂ©ritĂ©. Mais Tony sait le faire parler.

Tony: 67 on the tally of disturbances.
McGee: How about we focus on a crime in our jurisdiction?
Tony: Thrill me, McGoblin.

• Timing : 06:39
• Contexte : Tony joue avec un ancien collègue de la police Ă  deviner le nombre de problèmes qu'il y aura pour Halloween. McGee demande Ă  Tony de ne s'intĂ©resser plutĂ´t Ă  leur enquĂŞte.
• Explication : Un gobeblin (goblin en anglais) est une crĂ©ature surnaturelle appartenant au folklore germanique.
• Traduction : McGobelin (ST VF Team-NCIS)

• Explication : Ce surnom serait Ă  rapprocher d'un personnage de bande dessinĂ©e, Mr Magoo. Il s'agit d'un vieil homme a l'air très aimable. Sa très forte myopie l'entraĂ®ne dans des situations rocambolesques.

Ziva: Not bad.
McGee: And look at this one. You're going to love this guy.
Ziva: Yeah, he would not be safe with me.I would eat him.
McGee: He's so adorable. How can you say no to that face?
Tony: Please tell me you're looking for a man for Ziva.
Ziva: Not me.
Tony: McGoo, is there something you want to tell me?

• Timing : 02:38
• Contexte : McGee regarde avec Ziva un site pour adopter un chien.
• Traduction : McGuignol (doublage VF)

Gibbs: Dr. De La Casa?
McGee: Navy Captain. Resides in Reston, Virginia.
Gibbs: He works at Bethesda.
Tony: So he'd have to take the Dulles Toll Road every day. So he would have a SmartTag, McGoo.

• Timing : 08:23
• Contexte : L’équipe recherche des informations sur deux disparus.

Tony: Go, McGoo.
McGee: Morgan Industries is clean.
Tony: Got it. Probie's over at Morgan Industries. They show no missing venom.

• Timing : 29:38
• Contexte : Seules deux entreprises fabriquent le venin qu’Abby a retrouvĂ© dans une aiguille. McGee vĂ©rifie l’une des entreprises, Tony et Ziva l’autre.

Tony: McGoo, it's true.TV really does add ten pounds. You been hitting the jelly donuts again? How do I look?
McGee: I never thought I'd say it and truly mean it, but it's good to see you, Tony.
Tony: I miss you, too, Probie.

• Timing : 26:25
• Contexte : Tony est embarquĂ© Ă  bord d'un navire et est en visio-confĂ©rence au MTAC.
• Traduction : McGogo (doublage VF)

Tony: McGoo?
McGee: Hey, Tony.

• Timing : 12:12
• Contexte : Tony est l'agent du NCIS embarquĂ© sur un navire. Il est en visio-confĂ©rence au MTAC avec Gibbs au sujet de l'enquĂŞte sur un marin disparu. McGee rejoint la conversation.
• Traduction : McGuignol (doublage VF)

Tony: You ever heard of a good old-fashioned paper trail, McGoo? 'Cause that's what's on top of your head right now. I got Kale's phone records of the last four years. See that prefix right in front of your face? That is Boynton Beach, Florida, my friend. Boynton Beach. You know what they got there? Sun, sand, old people. McGee: What is your point?
Tony: Kale called the same number every Sunday morning for the past four years. What do you think that means?
McGee: His parents.
Tony: That's right. Mother. According to his file, his only living relative.
McGee: You're right. I will run her phone records and see if there's been a new number calling.

• Timing : 18:29
• Contexte : McGee interroge une base de donnĂ©es mais peine Ă  obtenir le numĂ©ro du tĂ©lĂ©phone d'un suspect que le FBI protège.
• Traduction : McGuignol (doublage VF).

McGee: What are you doing? You're dripping paint all over the place. Look, you see what you're doing there? Look at what I'm doing, okay? Watch. You do… even strokes. You see that? Nice, even strokes.
Tony: We're pretend painting, McGoo.

• Timing : 18:57
• Contexte : Tony et McGee surveillent une porte sur un navire. Pour passer inaperçus, ils se sont habillĂ©s en marin et font de la peinture Ă  proximitĂ©.

Tony: What time do we leave?
Gibbs: Not we.
Tony: McGee? Not me? McGoo, you?

• Timing : 08:04
• Contexte : Gibbs choisit McGee pour l'accompagner Ă  Los Angeles. Tony est un peu déçu.

McGee: Yeah, Tony, what is it?
Tony: We got a call out, McGoo.
McGee: Yeah, I know, I'm coming.
Tony: With the coffees?
McGee: Yes, with the coffees.

• Timing : 03:51
• Contexte : McGee Ă©tait en retard et achète des cafĂ©s pour l'Ă©quipe. Tony l'appelle pour savoir oĂą il en est.

Tony: McGeek called McGoogle, her name.
McGee: I can do you one better. MySpace.

• Timing : 07:20
• Contexte : Tony, Abby et Ziva s’interrogent sur l’identitĂ© de la jeune fille qui est venue trouver Gibbs. Tony demande Ă  McGee, le petit gĂ©nie de l’informatique, de chercher des informations sur Internet.
• Explication : Google est un moteur de recherche.

Tony: Define lost, McGee. I know exactly where we are. We're between a tree and a bush. Directly underneath the earth's sun.
McGee: You're not showing up on the map. Let me restart the scan.
Tony: You might want to hurry. Ziva's turning in circles. Either the trail's gone cold or she's about to mark her territory.
McGee: Got it. Locating. Tony, you're about six miles from where you started. Kid must have been scared out of her mind.
Tony: McGPS, are we close to anything?
McGee: All right, Tony, there's a structure on the other side of those woods. It's 200 yards northwest. It's the only building around for miles.
Tony: I got it. That way. 200 yards.

• Timing : 12:17
• Contexte : Tony et Ziva se sont perdus sur le terrain. McGee, restĂ© dans les bureaux du NCIS, les localise.
• Explication : GPS (Global Positioning System) permet une localisation par sattelite.

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McGrec (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Ziva: You do not have rabies. You're getting him all worried for no good reason.
Tony: She's right, McGruff. What you should worry about is whether our dead petty officer, whose blood was all over the dog, cause he might have had some transmittable disease like like herpes or hepatitis or Malaria.
McGee: I hadn't thought about that.

• Timing : 08:24
• Contexte : Tony essaie de faire peur Ă  McGee en lui disant que le chien qui l’a mordu avait peut-ĂŞtre la rage.
• Explication : « Gruff » est une onomatopĂ©e amĂ©ricaine utilisĂ©e pour l’aboiement des chiens.
• Traductions : McWouf (STVF Team-NCIS) McGuignol (VF M6)

Tony: Same routine. I'm having a splash back.
McGee: She must be nervous.
Tony: You're so naive, McGullible.
McGee: Tony, I spent the morning with her. I think I gained a little insight.
Tony: Really? Hey, let me get that for you.
McGee: What are you doing?
Tony: Removing the wool she's pulled over your eyes. Got a little more.
McGee: Hey, come-come on! I'm not saying I trust her. Okay? I'm just saying I understand her. A little.

• Timing : 02:51
• Contexte : Tony et McGee sont dans une voiture en rain de surveiller les faits et gestes de l'agent Lee.
• Traduction : McCrĂ©dule (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Ducky has been pretty chipper lately. Old Penelope must be quite the hellcat.
McGee: Leave my grandmother out of this. She and Ducky went on one date. That was it.
Tony: Clearly, McGullible, they are sparing you the… horrid, torrid details of their racy affair.

• Timing : 18:43
• Contexte : Tony taquine McGee sur le rencard que Ducky a eu avec sa grand-mère.
• Traduction : McNaĂŻf (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Borin wasn't kidding. Her list of female friends is longer than mine.
McGee: You having page envy, Tony?
Tony: Let's not get into a measuring contest, McHunt-and-Peck.

• Timing : 11'38”
• Contexte : Tony se rend compte que Borin connait plus de filles que lui, et McGee le taquine.
• Traduction : McTape-Ă -deux-doigts (STVF Team-NCIS)

McGee: You know, there are rules about harassment, Tony.
Tony: Well, then, maybe I should keep the number that she just gave me in case I want to file a claim?
Ziva: Your unfortunate recruits are not allowed to carry guns, Tony.
Tony: I don't know if you've noticed, Ziva, but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: Give 'em time.
McGee: Look, one more week, they're out of our hair and off to FLETC for three months. Why don't you let them focus on learning how to be an NCIS agent?
Tony: Well, you see, since “Team Gibbs” was not assigned a recruit, I am just doing my best to teach and inspire where I can, when I can, McKillJoy.

• Timing : 02:54
• Contexte : Des nouvelles recrues sont dans les locaux du NCIS. Tony n'a pas pu s'empĂŞcher d'aller parler aux jolies filles.
• Traduction : McRabatJoie (STVF Team-NCIS)

Gibbs: Ziva, you and Tony are with Sacks on this one.
Tony: Doing what?
Gibbs: Coming up with a list of people who wanted Bright dead.
Ziva: Besides everyone in this room?
Tony: Except for McLawyer over there.

• Timing : 32:44
• Contexte : L’équipe doit retrouver le meurtrier d’un prĂ©sumĂ© tueur en sĂ©rie ce qui n’enchante personne.
• Explication : Lawyer signifie avocat en anglais.
• Traductions : McAvocat (STVF Team-NCIS et DVD zone 2) McGee-le-Lèche-Bottes (VF DVD zone 2 et VF M6)

Ziva: What are you doing?
Tony: Nothing.
Ziva: Those are none of your business. Those belong to McGee.
Tony: They're funny.
Ziva: They're private.
Tony: They're self-help CDs. McLonely hearts ordered 'em. Download your destiny. Three easy payments of $19.95 each. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Ziva: Maybe McGee is already satisfied.

• Timing : 01:47
• Contexte : Tony a fouillĂ© dans le bureau de McGee et trouvĂ© des CD de dĂ©veloppement personnel.
• Explication : Heart veut dire cĹ“ur et lonely signifie solitaire en anglais.
• Traduction : McCĹ“ur Solitaire

Tony: Fives and tens. Curb cash.
Ziva: What's curb cash?
Tony: Fares. Small denominations. Street money.
McGee: Kickbacks.
Tony: Lollipop for McLoverboy.

• Timing : 32:00
• Contexte : L’équipe dĂ©couvre dans une cache de l’argent et de fausses licences de taxi.
• Traduction : McGigolo (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Miss anything, McLovin?
McGee: Just this. It's from a woman named Melinda.

• Timing : 02:02
• Contexte : Tony arrive dans les bureaux et se met au courant.
• Traduction : McGueule d'Ange (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Kind of makes sense that you'd end up working for Gibbs, McMeechum.

• Timing : 03:12
• Contexte : Tony parle du film The Great Santini.
• Traduction : McMeechum (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McMisĂ©rable (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Tony: I asked you first. Which means now you gotta… go.
McGee: Fine. Maxine.
Tony: The gamer girl. She was pretty. That was like a year ago.
McGee: It was ten months ago. And don't change the subject. Your turn.
TOny: That's some dry spell, McMonk. That's not healthy.

• Timing : 01:58
• Contexte : Tony et McGee discutent de leur dernière “conquĂŞte” respective.
• Traduction : McMoine (ST VF Team-NCIS)

Gang tattoos.
Ziva: Or Pecados Capitales.
Tony: Capital Fish?
Ziva: Deadly Sins, you idiot. Fish is pescado.
Tony: Don't scoff at me. Lots of gangs are named after deadly fish. There's the Sharks, there's the Barracudas… Rumble Fish.
McGee: These guys are also known as the PCs.
Tony: Sounds like your kind of gang, McMotherboard.

• Timing : 07:15
• Contexte : L'Ă©quipe parle de la signification de PCs comme nom de gang.
• Traduction : McCartemère(ST VF Team-NCIS)

Tony: That horse likes you.
McGee: This isn't funny, Tony.
Tony: Oh, poor McMountie.

• Timing : 09:20
• Contexte : McGee est au Canada et un cheval l'importune durant sa visioconfĂ©rence avec Tony qui ne manque pas l'occasion pour se moquer.
• Traduction : McMontĂ©(ST VF Team-NCIS)

Ziva: Finding inspiration?
Tony: Whenever I can. He's my personal McMuse.

• Timing : 32:34
• Contexte : Tony ne manque jamais d’idĂ©es lorsqu’il s’agit de jouer un mauvais tour Ă  McGee : projection sur le grand Ă©cran un documentaire sur les chiens d’attaque.
• Explication : Une muse dĂ©signe une source d’inspiration.
• Traduction : McMuse (STVF Team-NCIS et VF M6)

Tony: Don't change the subject with your big words, McNerd.

• Timing : 31:27
• Contexte : L’équipe est en grande discussion au sujet des sentiments de Ziva. McGee fait remarquer la subtilitĂ© de langage que vient d’utiliser Ziva.
• Explication : “Nerd” est un terme Ă  connotation un peu pĂ©jorative pour dĂ©signer une personne “intello un peu coincĂ©e”.
• Traduction : McGĂ©nie (STVF Team-NCIS) McNul (VF M6)

Tony: Halloween is officially my favorite holiday. And you are looking at this year's larceny lotto winner.
McGee: So, you're buying us lunch today, or…?
Tony: I didn't keep the money, Mcnopoly. Gave it to charity. Urban youth group.

• Timing : 40:23
• Contexte : Tony a gagnĂ© de l'argent Ă  un jeu auquel il a l'habitude de s'adonner pour Halloween : deviner le nombre d'incidents.
• Explication : Le Monopoly est un jeu de sociĂ©tĂ© oĂą les joueurs font des opĂ©rations immobilières.

Tony: McNosy, what do you got?

• Timing : 05:48
• Contexte : L'ex-belle-mère de Gibbs est arrivĂ©e et Tony demande Ă  McGee ce qu'il a appris Ă  propos d'elle.
• Traduction : McFouineur (STVF Team-NCIS)

Abby: You guys okay?
Ziva: You tell us.
Gibbs: Yeah, you're okay.
Abby: They only found minute traces of radiation on the car. You guys could even get your clothes back.
Tony: Nice work, McPanic.

• Timing : 07:25
• Contexte : L'Ă©quipe a Ă©tĂ© exposĂ©e a des radiations sur une scène de crime et Abby vient les informer qu'ils vont bien.
• Traduction : McPanique (STVF Team-NCIS)

• Traduction : McBizut (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Can't believe Fornell lied to Gibbs again.
Ziva: Well, technically, he did not lie. He just simply withheld information.
Tony: But why would one friend withhold information from another?
Ziva: Maybe that friend felt it was the best thing for everyone.
Tony: Best for everyone? Or best for herself?
McGee: Her?
Tony: Or him. What are you doing, McProbie? You're writing Fornell's eulogy?
McGee: I'm checking Kale's cell records.
Tony: Why?
McGee: Because Gibbs is extremely pissed, and I think that he would want me to.
Ziva: What are you doing?
Tony: Whatever Gibbs would want me to get started on doing.

• Timing : 16:13
• Contexte : McGee travaille avec son ordinateur tandis que Ziva et Tony discutent de Fornell et que leur conversation dĂ©vie.

McGee: I suppose that was for my benefit. Okay, I'll bite. Are you in the will?
Tony: McProbie, we can only assume, right?

• Timing : 06:37
• Contexte : Tony vient de passer un coup de fil. McGee est curieux.

McGee: Well, Tony, I guess the boss knows who's got his back.
Tony: Not just his back, McProbie, his ears as well.

• Timing : 08:59
• Contexte : McGee est tout fier que Gibbs l'ait choisi pour l'accompagner Ă  Los Angeles.

Tony: Morning, Boss. Morning, McProbious.

• Timing : 37:05
• Contexte : Tony arrive avec le dĂ©tective Spar. Il salue ses collègues.

Gibbs: What's so funny?
Elena: You haven't arrested me. Means you don't have any proof.
Tony: McProof.
McGee: Fake suicide note we found on Shelley's computer… We traced the worm that planted that back to your laptop.
Tony: Proves you killed Jurel, his buddies and Shelley.
Gibbs: You know what that means.
Tony & McGee: You're under arrest.

• Timing : 38:31
• Contexte : L'Ă©quipe a trouvĂ© la meutrière et l'apprĂ©hende. Elle pense qu'ils n'ont pas de preuves pour l'arrĂŞter. Ă€ sa façon, Tony demande Ă  McGee d'Ă©noncer les preuves.
• Traduction : McPreuve (sous-titres VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: That was Polygraph. I have to take another test.
Ziva: You took your annual last week.
McGee: They want me to retake it.
Tony: You failed your polygraph? That's not good.
McGee: No, I didn't fail it. They said I have to take it again.
Tony: Why would you have to take it again? Don't ask, don't tell. You didn't make the mistake of coming out, did you?
McGee: I don't have anything to come out.
Tony: Stick to that story, McQueen.

• Timing : 02:21
• Contexte : McGee vient juste de recevoir un appel l'informant qu'il doit repasser au dĂ©tecteur de mensonges. Tony cherche des explications Ă  cela.
• Explication : Le “Queen” ferait rĂ©fĂ©rence Ă  l'orientation sexuelle et au travestisme comme les drags queens.

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McReine (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Hey, you poke fun all you want, Tony. Scouting teaches you skills. For example, did you kids know that when something dies in the woods, it affects animal behavior? That's right. Mountain lions, for example, kick up piles of pine needles to mark their find. Bears… will leave their bite marks on trees. Hold on.
Tony: What do you got there, McRanger Rick?
McGee: Some animals mark their territory by regurgitating their food.

• Timing : 13:50
• Contexte : Alors que l'Ă©quipe recherche un cadavre dans les bois avec l'aide des enfants qui avaient dĂ©couvert le mort, McGee fait profiter Ă  tous de ses connaissances sur la vie animale.
• Explication : “Ranger Rick” est une revue amĂ©ricaine sur la nature pour les enfants, publiĂ©e par National WildLife Federation.

McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Tony: Where do I start?
McGee: Oh, no. Don't. Please, don't.
Tony: McClean, McFly, McQueen, McGeek, McBankrupt, McMiserable, McRib, McGreek…

• Timing : 17:45
• Contexte : McGee est victime d'une usurpation d'identitĂ© et songe Ă  changer de nom.
• Traduction : McCĂ´te (ST VF Team-NCIS)

• Explication : Ce surnom fait rĂ©fĂ©rence Ă  la pièce de théâtre de Shakespeare RomĂ©o et Juliette oĂą les deux personnages principaux vivent un amour impossible.

Tony: McGee's kissing a girl?
McGee: You can't see it, Tony.
Tony: Why not?
Ziva: This is McGee's private photograph, and if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes, or… see it elsewhere.
Tony: Hey! McRomeo. You should save that stuff for the bedroom.

• Timing : 02:04
• Contexte : McGee montre des photographies Ă  Ziva. Les commentaires intriguent Tony.

Tony: Moving on. So, how was your date with the shrink last night, McRomeo?
McGee: Think I'm going to tell you?
Tony: Tells me everything I need to know.

• Timing : 42:07
• Contexte : Tony demande Ă  McGee des dĂ©tails sur le rendez-vous qu'il a eu avec la psy du NCIS.

McGee: All right. Coordinates are done programming. GPS will take you to the spot where the girl was last seen. There's a built-in compass in there so you don't get lost.
Tony: Don't worry, McScout. We got our Mossad hunting dog. Bark once for yes.

• Timing : 06:03
• Contexte : Tony et Ziva partent sur le terrain Ă  la recherche d'une petite fille retenue prisonnière.

McGee: How's life afloat?
Tony: Life on the ocean blue, me hearties. The scurvy doesn't get you, then the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate. How is that scurrilous, black-hearted pirate king of ours Captain One-Shot Gibbs?
Gibbs: I'm just fine, DiNozzo.
Tony: There you go, boss. Welcome aboard.

• Timing : 26:45
• Contexte : Tony est embarquĂ© Ă  bord d'un navire et est en visio-confĂ©rence au MTAC.
• Traduction : McMarin (STVF Team-NCIS) ; McGâteau (doublage VF).

Tony: I know how to find Officer Shelley. Track his burn phone.
McGee: We already know where it is. It's in the evidence garage.
Tony: He's got another one.
McGee: That's great, but without the cells' ESN numbers, we can't track any of 'em.
Tony: Think, McSidekick. Use the leading man. Harness those powers.
McGee: Okay. It was an unregistered phone. It was pricey for a cop.
Tony: Bingo.
Gibbs: Shelley took it from a bust.
Tony: Happens all the time.

• Timing : 30:47
• Contexte : Grâce Ă  Ziva, Tony vient d'avoir une idĂ©e pour trouver un poilicier suspect dans une affaire. Il rejoint McGee et Gibbs pour leur dire.
• Explication : Avant de donner sa dĂ©mission, l'agent Filmore a dit de McGee qu'il jouait le rĂ´le de subalterne.
• Traduction : McSubalterne (sous-titres VF Team-NCIS)

• Explication : Smarty-pants est un mot anglais dĂ©signant un “je-sais-tout” en anglais.
• Traduction : McMalin (STVF Team-NCIS)

Gibbs: McGee, you and Ziva check out Lozada. DiNozzo, you're with me.
Tony: Sattler institute? Boss, shouldn't McSmarty-pants go to the nerd theme park? I mean, it's got to be a nerd's paradise with the world of warcraft wallpaper and the pocket protectors and the elfin-shaped beds. 'cause I probably shouldn't… I'll get the car.

• Timing : 06:50
• Contexte : L'institut Sattler est une Ă©cole pour surdouĂ©s et Tony verrait plutĂ´t McGee y aller que lui, mais il n'obtiendra pas gain de cause.

Tony: Hacking the Pentagon! They should lock him up and throw away the key.
Gibbs: Why haven't they?
Ziva: Crossword puzzles.
Tony: We don't really understand it, either.
McGee: Look, it's simple. During World War II, the Allies hid secret codes in crossword puzzles. Now, to thousands of regular readers it would've looked like another puzzle. But if you had the decryption key…
Gibbs: You could read the code.
McGee: D.O.D. thinks Snyder's been putting encrypted secrets in video games which then are mass-distributed.
Tony: All right, I get it now, McSmarty Pants, when he puts it like that. He didn't say it like that before. I get it.

• Timing : 27:08
• Contexte : McGee explique la ruse qui a permis Ă  un suspect de cacher des informations secrètes volĂ©es au Pentagone.

McGee: His left shoe is missing.
Tony: No, it's not.
McGee: Yes, it is.
Tony: Get a load of this, McSnapper.

• Timing : 04:21
• Contexte : Sur une scène de crime, Tim remarque qu'il manque la chaussure gauche de la victime. Tony dit que non. McGee est un peu agacĂ© car cela conforte son idĂ©e que Tony se dispute pour un rien.
• Traduction : McBatailleur (ST VF Team-NCIS)

• Traduction : McFurtif (STVF Team-NCIS)

Gibbs: Who is he?
Tony: Don't know yet. It's a deleted message from Devon Katz's phone.
McGee: Locke's missing girlfriend.
Tony: Mystery voice was obviously begging her to dump Locke.
Gibbs: How did we get the recording?
Tony: Tell him, McSneaky.
McGee: Accessed the phone provider's mainframe.

• Timing : 35:11
• Contexte : McGee a rĂ©ussi Ă  rĂ©cupĂ©rer un message effacĂ© du tĂ©lĂ©phone de l’ancienne petite amie d’un suspect.
• Explication : Tony emploie certainement ce surnom pour appuyer sur la façon sournoise qui a permis Ă  McGee de rĂ©cupĂ©rer ses informations.

Tony: McGeek, why?
McGee: Not now.
Tony: If not now, when?
McGee: Two minutes, 29 seconds.
Tony: What are you up to, McSneaky?

• Timing : 02:50
• Contexte : Tony vient de poser une question Ă  McGee. Celui-ci semble très occupĂ© devant son Ă©cran et ne peut donc pas rĂ©pondre de suite. DiNozzo veut savoir pourquoi.

Tony: Are you sure that thing's gonna work?
McGee: Yeah. It's my own personal concoction of oatmeal, mayonnaise, carpenter's glue. Perfectly simulates bird droppings.
Tony: Us grown-ups use a different word for it.
McGee: Used it very successfully in the Chesapeake team paintball finals last summer.
Tony: Paintball? Cool. All right, so that's the camera you want to hit with your bird poop, McSniper. Nice shot. I'm impressed.

• Timing : 30:26
• Contexte : McGee et Tony souhaitent entrer par effraction dans une fourrière afin de pouvoir rĂ©cupĂ©rer des donnĂ©es dans la voiture d'un suspect dĂ©cĂ©dĂ©. McGee explique Ă  Tony comment il pense neutraliser le système de vidĂ©osurveillance : il va tirer un projectile imitant la fiente d'oiseau Ă  l'aide d'un pistolet de paintball.

McGee: My crankshaft is wearing out.
Tony: There is no question what's going on involves you and a shaft, McSofty.
McGee: Well, Tony, sometimes it's not always the best policy to be too tough. It can end up costing you more in the long run.

• Timing : 02:28
• Contexte : McGee Ă©tait au tĂ©lĂ©phone avec son garagiste : sa voiture n'est toujours pas prĂŞte malgrĂ© le coĂ»t que celui-ci demande. McGee se montre très conciliant et ne fait pas de vagues.
• Traduction : McToumou (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Tony, this is huge. You realize the FBI says that I might be involved in this Russian identity theft ring?
Tony: Calm down, McSpiracy. Before you go all global, let's take a look at this list of charges.

• Timing : 35:20
• Contexte : McGee est de plus en plus inquiet au sujet de l'usurpation d'identitĂ© dont il est victime.
• Traduction : McIntrigue (ST VF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Oh, come on, Tony, a bucket list?
Tony: No snooping, McSteve Austin. My life is none of your business you and your little bionic eyeballs.

• Timing : 15:45
• Contexte : McGee est intriguĂ© quand Tony rĂ©dige une liste des choses qu'il a Ă  faire durant sa vie.
• Explications : Steve Austin est un ancien catcheur amĂ©ricain nĂ© le 18 dĂ©cembre 1964. Il est par la suite devenu acteur.

Tony: Hola, McTaco. How was Mexico? Did you bring anything back for me?
McGee: An exhumed corpse, 20 years old. Like I wasn't sick enough already.

• Timing : 31:20
• Contexte : McGee revient d'un voyage au Mexique oĂą il a escortĂ© Abby.

• Traduction : McTardif (STVF Team-NCIS)

Tony: Where the hell are you, McTardy? I'm still here alone with the dead body.
McGee: We're still processing our own, Tony. We'll be there soon as we can.

• Timing : 06:55
• Contexte : Dinozzo est chargĂ© de poser des micros chez un suspect mais il dĂ©couvre le corps de femme morte tandis que McGee accompagne Gibbs pour suivre Ziva qui est sous couverture avec le suspect. Il attend sur place que McGee arrive et il s’impatiente.

Tony: Glad you could join us, McTardy.
McGee: Where's the boss, man? I need a superior to sign off on this.
Tony: Hand it over. I'm clearly superior to you in so many ways.
McGee: Where is Gibbs?
Ziva: We thought he might be with you.
McGee: No, I've been at the range doing my annual qualifications.

• Timing : 03:49
• Contexte : McGee arrive Ă  une heure tardive au travail.

Tony: A former marine turned surly investigative agent who flies by the seat of her gut.
Ziva: How do you know that?
McGee: He was eavesdropping outside the conference room.
Tony: It's called research, McTattle.

• Timing : 14:00
• Contexte : Tony donne des informations qu'il a obtenu en Ă©coutant aux portes et McGee le fait remarquer.
• Traduction : McCancan (STVF Team-NCIS)

• Explication : Tim est le diminutif du prĂ©nom de McGee, Timothy.

Tony: Okay, McTim,you win. What are we looking at?

• Timing : 34:20
• Contexte : Gibbs est parti sans rien dire et sans prendre sa plaque. Tony, Ziva et McGee peinent Ă  comprendre l’implication de l’amie de la fille de Gibbs dans une affaire en cours.

Ziva: You're not taking the elevator.
McGee: Nope, took the stairs. It's all about the cardio these days.
Tony: You have been looking increasingly Kate Moss-ish there, McTim. What are you down… Two, three pounds?

• Timing : 01:40
• Contexte : McGee ne prend plus l'ascenseur pour faire de l'exercice et Tony ne manque pas l'occasion pour faire une remarque sur son poids

Ziva: You know, I'm not sure what the problem is. When I was framed by the Iranians for murder, I was late for many hours before anyone even noticed.
Tony: You're not McGee, Ziva. McTimex's brain is hard-wired for punctuality.

• Timing : 04:58
• Contexte : Ziva et Tony parlent de l’absence de Tim au travail qui commence Ă  inquiĂ©ter d'autant plus que ce n'est pas son habitude d'arriver en retard.
• Explication : Timex® est le nom d’une marque de montres.

Ziva: What are you doing?
Tony: Nothing, I was… Lost a contact.
McGee: Where? On Ziva's keyboard?
Ziva: You do not wear glasses.
Tony: Maybe I started.
McGee: Maybe you're lying.
Tony: Maybe you should butt out, McThird-Wheel.

• Timing : 01:50
• Contexte : Tony est pris la main dans le sac en train d'essayer d'accĂ©der Ă  la boite e-mail de Ziva.
• Traduction : Mc5èmeRoue (STVF Team-NCIS)

McGee: Who's the lucky little vixen, Tony?
Tony: Adult relationship stuff, McTween. You wouldn't understand.

• Timing : 01:44
• Contexte : Tony est au tĂ©lĂ©phone avec sa dernière conquĂŞte et McGee s'enquiert d'en apprendre un peu plus.
• Traduction : McJeunot (STVF Team-NCIS)

Hey McVideo. Open this file.
Tony.

• Timing : 27:21
• Contexte : Tony a envoyĂ© une vidĂ©o par mail Ă  McGee et a laissĂ© un surnom dans le message.

McGee: Tony, you've been off the grid for weeks.
Tony: You miss me, McWorry-wart?

• Timing : 31:46
• Contexte : Tony a Ă©tĂ© absent pendant un moment, McGee l'interroge sur cette absence.
• Traduction : McAnxieux (STVF TeamNCIS)

Tony: I got a hot beverage here.
McGee: Keep it over there… please. Backing up three years of case files. The bulk of our lives is in these cables right now, flying back and forth in zeroes and ones.
Tony: You do understand that I'm the ones, and you're the zeroes.
Tony: Meadowlark Lemon. Harlem Globetrotters.
Ziva: What?
Tony: Look at all this.
McGee: Hey, careful with the liquids. Please, I told you it's very sensitive.
Tony: Well, so am I, McZero.

• Timing : 00:48
• Contexte : McGee effectue une sauvegarde importante et connaĂ®t la maladresse de Tony.

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